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I spend a lot of time in the library. It's starting to become my second home. My procrastinatory quest this week has been to write down the graffiti in the second stall of the girl's bathroom in the library. The second stall is the ONLY stall with graffiti on it, and it's good. Oh, its good.
So without further ado, this is what stressed out college girls write on the bathroom wall (my comments in italics):
***I'm starting my period today and I'm soooooo relieved but also a little sad, I'd started to get used to the idea of another little one. <--- the economy sucks too much to have another little one. (At least someone is practical)
***Thinking that...if people were like rain... I was a drizzle and he was a hurricane
***Looking for Alaska? (Yes, but I drove 3000 miles in the wrong direction and ended up here)
***I'm in love with my boyfriend but don't want to be
***I have him everything and he gave me a broken heart <--- and herpes
***I love you but I can't fauwm me with you (I don't know what that was supposed to say)
***FUCK UT FOOTBALL
***Eric Berry is the coolest guy ever. Drugs are the lazy way to relax... Lame ass <--- I agree
***I JUST PISSED A CONDOM FROM LAST WEEK. PREGNANT? <--- dude, you're doing it wrong
***I'm so in love. I think he wants to marry me. I want to marry him too.
***Smoke weed everyday. <--no every other day. Alternate with crack. <--- dope's better <---Or you could, you know, not ruin your life- let's give that a try. <--- LOL <--- drugs don't ruin your life, letting them get out of control because you have no will or self control does. <--- losing control can help one find themself. Struggles are fabulous teachers. <--- I'm going into addiction medium, so I'll see you in 5 years.
***I've never written on a bathroom stall before... hmmm, that was great
***Remember who you wanted to be
***elise is a fag (sorry, Elise)
***We have one story
***Doubting everything is good, right?
***if he made me love him then left me, I shouldn't love him again. I'm going to anyway
***SUCKS <--- that makes no sense
***B+E 4 EVA! (this makes me want to kick a door in)
And the one that sums them all up:
Is writing on the bathroom wall better than seeking counseling?
And my favorite Hodges bathroom story- I'm washing my hands next to this girl who appears to be doing something with her eye makeup. Suddenly she looks at me and yells "My pupils are different sizes!!" and stares me down until I agree. Then goes "what do you think that means?" I say "blame it on Daylight Savings Time." "Yeah, that's good. Half my brain thinks its night and half thinks its day."
...Kids, this is why behavioral meds are not good for you.
So without further ado, this is what stressed out college girls write on the bathroom wall (my comments in italics):
***I'm starting my period today and I'm soooooo relieved but also a little sad, I'd started to get used to the idea of another little one. <--- the economy sucks too much to have another little one. (At least someone is practical)
***Thinking that...if people were like rain... I was a drizzle and he was a hurricane
***Looking for Alaska? (Yes, but I drove 3000 miles in the wrong direction and ended up here)
***I'm in love with my boyfriend but don't want to be
***I have him everything and he gave me a broken heart <--- and herpes
***I love you but I can't fauwm me with you (I don't know what that was supposed to say)
***FUCK UT FOOTBALL
***Eric Berry is the coolest guy ever. Drugs are the lazy way to relax... Lame ass <--- I agree
***I JUST PISSED A CONDOM FROM LAST WEEK. PREGNANT? <--- dude, you're doing it wrong
***I'm so in love. I think he wants to marry me. I want to marry him too.
***Smoke weed everyday. <--no every other day. Alternate with crack. <--- dope's better <---Or you could, you know, not ruin your life- let's give that a try. <--- LOL <--- drugs don't ruin your life, letting them get out of control because you have no will or self control does. <--- losing control can help one find themself. Struggles are fabulous teachers. <--- I'm going into addiction medium, so I'll see you in 5 years.
***I've never written on a bathroom stall before... hmmm, that was great
***Remember who you wanted to be
***elise is a fag (sorry, Elise)
***We have one story
***Doubting everything is good, right?
***if he made me love him then left me, I shouldn't love him again. I'm going to anyway
***SUCKS <--- that makes no sense
***B+E 4 EVA! (this makes me want to kick a door in)
And the one that sums them all up:
Is writing on the bathroom wall better than seeking counseling?
And my favorite Hodges bathroom story- I'm washing my hands next to this girl who appears to be doing something with her eye makeup. Suddenly she looks at me and yells "My pupils are different sizes!!" and stares me down until I agree. Then goes "what do you think that means?" I say "blame it on Daylight Savings Time." "Yeah, that's good. Half my brain thinks its night and half thinks its day."
...Kids, this is why behavioral meds are not good for you.
The one about the drugs is my favorite.